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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

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rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

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theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

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bombing:

[calls a sex hotline] home alone shouldn’t have had a sequel. it should’ve been a one time thing. no i don’t want to talk dirty listen to me. home alone 2 was terrible

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tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

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